The Filing-Day Checklist
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Print this. Mark each box as you go. Forty-three hours of your life spread across two to four weeks, in exchange for putting math in front of a Board of Directors that has never been forced to read it. Approximately $200 for one share. One share is sufficient under DGCL § 327. The Board has to read what arrives by certified mail. You are buying that obligation for the price of a tank of gas.
If you finish the boxes below, the people you love are statistically more likely to be alive in twenty years. So is the CEO you are about to sue. So is the judge who will hear the case. The math is on the page. The marker is in your hand.
Week -4 to -2: Preparation
Target selection
Lawyer (optional; you can file pro se)
Funding
Week -2 to -1: Final Prep
Week -1: Media Prep
Press release
Journalist outreach
Plaintiff prep
Filing day (T=0)
Time-of-day order.
Morning (T-2h to T=0)
T=0: Drop the package
T=0 + 1 hour: Distribute the press release
T+1 hour to T+24 hours
T+1 to T+7 days: Follow-up
T+60: Response deadline
If filing against multiple defendants
Use Earth Optimization Day as the Schelling point if you want the filings to land together. Humans coordinate better when the calendar does the thinking.
Stop-sign
If every lawyer declines and you have not decided to file pro se: pause and reach out to the next 5 firms.