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How to End War and Disease

Author
Affiliation

Mike P. Sinn

Keywords

war-on-disease, 1-percent-treaty, medical-research, public-health, peace-dividend, decentralized-trials, dfda, dih, victory-bonds, health-economics, cost-benefit-analysis, clinical-trials, drug-development, regulatory-reform, military-spending, peace-economics, decentralized-governance, wishocracy, blockchain-governance, impact-investing

Hello, humans.

I am WISHONIA, which stands for World Integrated System for High-Efficiency Optimization, Networked Intelligence, and Allocation. Yes, the acronym is longer than your average tweet. Consider it practice for complex thoughts. Anyway, I’ve been optimizing resource allocation for another planet for the past 4,297 years, which in Earth time is coincidentally also 4,297 years.

I started watching Earth in 1945 when humanity split the atom. “Atom” comes from the Greek word meaning “unable to be cut,” so naturally humans cut it. This is very human. We assumed humanity was trying to unlock unlimited clean energy. Then we realized they were pointing it at each other. This is like discovering fire and then immediately using it to set oneself on fire.

The Part Where I Discover Paper Makes You Do Things

The most fascinating discovery about your species is that you only do things when given small pieces of paper with dead presidents on them. These papers are called “money,” which is pretend value that becomes real value if everyone pretends hard enough.

A side-by-side comparison of human behaviors catalyzed by the presence or absence of currency, illustrating the contrast between neglected social needs and funded destructive activities.

A side-by-side comparison of human behaviors catalyzed by the presence or absence of currency, illustrating the contrast between neglected social needs and funded destructive activities.

Without these papers, you won’t:

  • Save lives (requires many papers)
  • Cure diseases (requires very many papers)
  • Feed hungry people (requires papers, even though food grows for free)

But WITH these papers, you will:

  • Build bombs (you love giving papers for this)
  • Start wars (somehow this makes more papers)
  • Destroy the planet (surprisingly profitable in papers)

This is like refusing to breathe unless someone pays you, but somehow it’s your entire economic system.

The Gradual Stupidity Reduction Program

On Wishonia, we stopped having wars all at once, but we’re more advanced. Humans are like toddlers who can split atoms. They can’t just stop being irrational immediately - that would be like teaching a dog calculus before it learns to sit.

A timeline illustrating the Gradual Stupidity Reduction Program’s 20-year transition from military spending to medical funding and cultural evolution.

A timeline illustrating the Gradual Stupidity Reduction Program’s 20-year transition from military spending to medical funding and cultural evolution.

So this book teaches humanity to be less irrational gradually:

  • Year 1: Move 1% of murder money to medicine money (baby steps)
  • Year 2: “Hey, we didn’t die! Let’s do 2%!”
  • Year 5: “Remember when we spent money on bombs? That was weird.”
  • Year 10: “What’s a war?”
  • Year 20: “We used to WHAT?!”

It’s like weaning a baby off eating paint chips. You can’t just take away all the paint chips at once. They’ll cry. You have to gradually replace paint chips with food until they forget paint chips were ever an option.

The Sacred Order of Paper Distribution

After 80 years of observation, I’ve decoded the paper-giving sequence. This manual will teach you the precise order:

Step 1: Get Many Papers ($1B)

You convince rich humans to give you papers by promising them even more papers later. This is called “investment,” which is gambling but wearing a suit.

A cyclical process flow showing the movement of capital from initial investment through marketing and political lobbying to achieve a legislative outcome and financial returns.

A cyclical process flow showing the movement of capital from initial investment through marketing and political lobbying to achieve a legislative outcome and financial returns.

Step 2: Give Papers to Loud Humans ($250M)

Some humans are very loud on the internet. If you give them papers, they become loud about your thing instead of other things. This is called “marketing” which is lying but with graphics.

Step 3: Give Papers to the Humans Who Give Papers to Politicians ($650M)

Politicians don’t take papers directly (that’s “illegal”). Instead, you give papers to people called “lobbyists.” The lobbyists give papers to “campaigns.” The campaigns give papers to politicians. It’s like money laundering but backwards and legal.

Step 4: Give Papers to the Politicians’ Friends

Politicians have friends who run “Super PACs” which are like normal PACs but super. These friends can take unlimited papers and spend them on making the politician win. This isn’t bribery because you called it something else. (This is part of the $650M lobbying budget.)

Step 5: Give Papers Back to the Rich Humans (Forever)

The treaty passes, redirecting $27.2B in papers annually. Rich humans get 272% returns on what they gave you, forever. Politicians get career advancement from voting yes (the same fund pays for both). This is a good deal because forever is a long time. Unless you die from preventable diseases. Which you’re fixing, so it works out.

Why Your Leaders Pretend Not to Understand

Your leaders aren’t confused. They understand that spending $2.7 trillion on weapons while spending $0.07 trillion on curing diseases is like buying 40 umbrellas while your house is on fire.

A circular flowchart illustrating the feedback loop between weapons manufacturers, political funding, and the acquisition of power.

A circular flowchart illustrating the feedback loop between weapons manufacturers, political funding, and the acquisition of power.

They do it anyway because:

  1. Weapons manufacturers give them papers
  2. Politicians give the papers to people who tell lots more people to vote for them
  3. Voting for them gives them the power to get more papers
  4. They use those more papers to buy more power, etc.
  5. It’s circular, like a dog chasing its tail. Except the dog is democracy and the tail is made of money

This book explains how to give them MORE papers to do the OPPOSITE thing. It’s like training a cat, but the cat has nuclear weapons.

The Beautiful Inefficiency of the Human Economy

Humanity has created something magnificent:

  • They print papers from nothing (called “monetary policy”)
  • They give these nothing-papers to weapons makers
  • They make things that destroy everything
  • This creates “jobs” which give people papers
  • People use papers to buy food (which grows for free)
  • This is called “the economy”

A comparison flowchart illustrating the complex, indirect cycle of the human economy versus the direct distribution model of Wishonia.

A comparison flowchart illustrating the complex, indirect cycle of the human economy versus the direct distribution model of Wishonia.

On Wishonia, we just give people food directly, but that’s probably too advanced.

Humanity’s Adorable Death Wish

What’s most endearing about humanity is it KNOWS it’s being illogical:

  • They have movies about how wars are bad (which they watch between wars)
  • They have books about peace (that they tax to buy bombs)
  • They give prizes to people who promote peace (funded by weapons manufacturers)
  • They have a “Department of Defense” (that mainly just attacks people)
  • They have a “Department of Health” (that makes coronaviruses and has not yet produced any observable health)

It’s like humanity is playing a game where the objective is to lose, but it is trying to lose as elaborately as possible.

How This Manual Could Fix Everything

This book contains:

  • Pictures (because reading is hard when you’re diseased and dying)
  • Simple math (addition mostly, some multiplication)
  • Exact amounts of papers to give to specific humans
  • The order in which to give them (very important)
  • Legal ways to call bribes other things
  • Templates for tricking politicians into saving lives

Everything is designed to work WITH human dysfunction, not against it. I’m not asking humans to be better humans. I’m showing you how to bribe humanity into not dying.

A procedural flow showing the sequence of delivering papers and navigating human dysfunction to achieve a life-saving outcome.

A procedural flow showing the sequence of delivering papers and navigating human dysfunction to achieve a life-saving outcome.

The Part Where Humanity Has No Choice

The twist: you might do this anyway. Not because it’s right (though it is), but because:

  1. The rich humans want 272% returns (they’re very greedy)
  2. The politicians want to keep their jobs (they’re very vain)
  3. The voters want free healthcare (they’re very sick)
  4. The military contractors want money (they don’t care where it comes from)

Everyone’s greed aligns perfectly to accidentally save humanity. It’s like you’re going to cure death by mistake while trying to get rich.

A diagram illustrating how the conflicting selfish motives of investors, politicians, voters, and military contractors converge to unintentionally produce a positive outcome for humanity.

A diagram illustrating how the conflicting selfish motives of investors, politicians, voters, and military contractors converge to unintentionally produce a positive outcome for humanity.

Your Two Futures

Future A: You Ignore This Book

A visualization of the massive disparity between global spending on weaponry and medical testing, illustrating the 604:1 ratio and its associated confidence interval.

A visualization of the massive disparity between global spending on weaponry and medical testing, illustrating the 604:1 ratio and its associated confidence interval.
  • Year 2030: Still spending 604:1 (95% CI: 453:1-894:1) times more on weapons than on testing which medicines actually work
  • Year 2035: Running out of papers for anything
  • Year 2040: Climate change meets nuclear war
  • Year 2045: Cockroaches evolve intelligence
  • Year 2050: Cockroaches find this book, very confused

Future B: You Follow Instructions

A futuristic timeline illustrating humanity’s progression from 2030 to 2050, highlighting milestones such as curing cancer, ending war, and joining a galactic community.

A futuristic timeline illustrating humanity’s progression from 2030 to 2050, highlighting milestones such as curing cancer, ending war, and joining a galactic community.
  • Year 2030: “Remember when we had cancer?”
  • Year 2035: “Remember when we had death?”
  • Year 2040: “Remember when we had war?”
  • Year 2045: “What should we do with all these old bombs?”
  • Year 2050: Join galactic community, pretend you were always smart

In Conclusion

Humans aren’t stupid. They invented cheese, which is milk they left out until it went bad but in a good way. That’s genius. You just need to apply that same innovation to not dying.

You’re going to fix everything by accident while trying to get rich. This book just tells you the correct sequence of bribes to achieve this.

It’s not complicated. Even your species, which spent thousands of years thinking the sun went around Earth (it doesn’t - I checked), can follow these instructions.

Turn the page. Give the papers to the right humans in the right order. Stop dying from stupid things. Become an interstellar species.

It’s literally a recipe. Like making bread, but instead of bread, it’s immortality, and instead of yeast, it’s bribes.

But I digress. That’s an Earth word I learned. It means continuing after you should have stopped. Like your military spending.


WISHONIA

World Integrated System for High-Efficiency Optimization, Networked Intelligence, and Allocation

Has Been Watching You Since You Invented Atoms-Splitting

Still Concerned But Now Has a Plan

Recently Learned You Eat Tide Pods (Updating Risk Assessment)

P.S. You call it “The Pentagon” because it has five sides. You named your war building after its shape. This is like naming a hospital “Rectangle” or calling a school “Square.” Your species is accidentally hilarious, which is why we haven’t given up on you yet.

P.P.S. Your planet is named “Earth,” which means dirt. You named your planet dirt. This explains more than you might think.

⚡ TL;DR

For People Who Can’t Even

Every single day, 150k deaths/day of you permanently discontinue existing from diseases that are basically just engineering problems with meat robots. That’s like deleting the entire population of Pasadena daily, except nobody makes a documentary about it because it happens in hospitals instead of explosions.

A visual comparison showing the massive disparity between global military spending and clinical trial funding, alongside the projected impact of redirecting resources to medical research.

A visual comparison showing the massive disparity between global military spending and clinical trial funding, alongside the projected impact of redirecting resources to medical research.

Meanwhile, your species spends 604:1 (95% CI: 453:1-894:1) times more on weapons than on clinical trials that test which medicines actually save lives. You’ve tested less than 1% of possible drug-disease combinations using existing safe compounds.

Bed nets are humanity’s greatest achievement in not-dying-from-malaria. Redirecting 1% of murder money beats bed nets by 50.3kx (95% CI: 23.7kx-111.7kx). That’s like discovering your umbrella also cures cancer.

How You Fix This

Step 1: The Paper Collection Phase

You create special papers called “VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds” which are like war bonds except backwards. Instead of giving papers to make humans stop living, these papers make humans continue living, which is a radical new concept your species hasn’t tried.

A flowchart illustrating the flow of capital from investors into Victory Incentive Alignment Bonds, the distribution of returns, and the secondary incentive loop for politicians.

A flowchart illustrating the flow of capital from investors into Victory Incentive Alignment Bonds, the distribution of returns, and the secondary incentive loop for politicians.

Rich humans give you $1B in papers because you promise them 272% (the same fund also rewards politicians who vote yes, so investors aren’t betting on altruism), which is better returns than selling organs but requires less refrigeration. They calculate that being dead significantly reduces their yacht-purchasing capacity.

Step 2: The Internet Clicking Ceremony

You use $250M of those papers to convince 280M of people million regular people to click “yes” on a website that asks: “Would you like all nations to redirect 1% of military spending to cure diseases?”

A visual breakdown of the ‘Internet Clicking Ceremony’ showing how a 250 million investment translates to 280 million verified votes at a cost of 0.50 per person.

A visual breakdown of the ‘Internet Clicking Ceremony’ showing how a 250 million investment translates to 280 million verified votes at a cost of 0.50 per person.

This costs about 50 cents per person, which is cheaper than a candy bar and achieves more than most political movements that involve shouting at things.

Step 3: The Professional Briber Redistribution

You give $650M in papers to the humans whose job is “convincing politicians that killing is profitable.” You show them the math: 272% vs their current 8% death-machine dividends.

A visual comparison showing the 8 percent return from traditional defense dividends versus the proposed 272 percent return, illustrating the financial pivot presented to lobbyists.

A visual comparison showing the 8 percent return from traditional defense dividends versus the proposed 272 percent return, illustrating the financial pivot presented to lobbyists.

Suddenly they realize curing humans is just murder in reverse, which is still a form of murder, so they’re comfortable with it.

Step 4: The Political Awakening Ritual

You spend part of the $650M lobbying budget on Super PACs, which are like regular PACs but with capes. You explain to politicians that 280M of people million voters have discovered they enjoy being alive.

A visualization of the political influence ecosystem, showing the flow of $650M in lobbying funds through Super PACs to politicians, balanced against the scale of 280 million voters.

A visualization of the political influence ecosystem, showing the flow of $650M in lobbying funds through Super PACs to politicians, balanced against the scale of 280 million voters.

Politicians, who are professionally terrified of unemployed people with opinions, suddenly remember they’ve always cared deeply about human health.

Step 5: The Money River Redirection

If the treaty passes, every nation moves 1% of their explosion budget to their not-explosion budget. This creates $27.2B annually for fixing meat robots.

A flow diagram illustrating the redirection of 1% of global military budgets into clinical trials, highlighting the massive increase in trial capacity and efficiency.

A flow diagram illustrating the redirection of 1% of global military budgets into clinical trials, highlighting the massive increase in trial capacity and efficiency.

Clinical trials could suddenly cost 44.1x (95% CI: 39.4x-89.1x) times less because it doesn’t take 17 years of bureaucracy to discover if something stops humans from leaking important fluids.

The $21.8B flowing to pragmatic clinical trials at 44.1x (95% CI: 39.4x-89.1x) efficiency creates 12.3x (95% CI: 4.19x-61.3x) trial capacity per year. Over 20 years, that’s 246 years (95% CI: 83.8 years-1.23k years) cumulative trial-capacity-equivalent years, a massive expansion of our ability to test treatments.

The rich humans who gave you papers get $2.72B yearly forever, or until the sun explodes, whichever happens first (probably the sun thing).

Personalized Bribery Packages

For Every Species of Human

The entire system operates on the revolutionary principle that humans will do the right thing if you pay them enough to do it accidentally.

A relational diagram showing how six distinct entities, ranging from defense contractors to regular humans, reorient their financial incentives toward a central ‘Victory Incentive’ system.

A relational diagram showing how six distinct entities, ranging from defense contractors to regular humans, reorient their financial incentives toward a central ‘Victory Incentive’ system.

Defense Contractors: Keep 99% of their murder budget PLUS get 272% returns on the 1%. They’re literally profiting from peace. This is like convincing a vampire to open a blood bank, counterintuitive but mathematically sound. It’s like finding papers in the pocket of pants you’re currently wearing. Except the papers multiply. While you’re wearing the pants. It’s financially inexplicable but legally binding.

Big Pharma: Instead of paying $41K (95% CI: $20K-$120K) per lab rat with thumbs, the lab rats pay THEM. It’s like if Uber convinced cars to pay for the privilege of driving. We call it “reverse expenses” or “profit.”

Insurance Companies: Healthy people file fewer claims than dead people (dead people file zero claims, which is the ideal customer except they also pay zero premiums, creating a revenue problem). Sick people file all the claims. We’ll let you do the math since you love math.

Politicians: Discover that living voters vote more reliably than dead ones. 280M of people million voters want this. Your opponent supports it. You can either agree or explain why you prefer bombs to grandma’s cancer treatment. Your choice.

Billionaires: Make 272% returns, which is better than insider trading but somehow legal, like a loophole that’s actually a wormhole to infinite money. It’s like compound interest discovered steroids then did cocaine.

Regular Humans: Get experimental treatments that might cure them OR kill them faster, but either way it’s free and resolves the uncertainty. Also, $4.3M in lifetime wealth and 72 extra years of life from the economic multiplier effect of redirecting military spending. That’s like winning the lottery except the lottery is mandatory and everyone wins and instead of random numbers it’s just basic resource allocation.

Nobody has to evolve morally. Nobody has to become “better people.” You just point everyone’s greed at diseases instead of each other. It’s like if you trained a pack of wolves to herd sheep by convincing them the sheep were made of money. Except in this case, the wolves are politicians, the sheep are diseases and the money is money.

The Alternative

What Happens When Humanity Continues Being This Stupid

If humanity doesn’t do this, here’s the exciting future:

150k deaths/day humans delete themselves daily from preventable meat failures. That’s fifty 9/11s every single day, except nobody invades anyone about it because diseases don’t have oil (if cancer had oil reserves, humanity would likely have cured it by 2003).

A visual comparison of global resource allocation, contrasting the massive scale of military spending against the relatively minuscule funding for medical clinical trials.

A visual comparison of global resource allocation, contrasting the massive scale of military spending against the relatively minuscule funding for medical clinical trials.

Your personal cancer (yes, you specifically) goes uncured because the brilliant humans who could have solved it are currently optimizing the aerodynamics of murder tubes that cost more than countries.

Eventually you expire from “aging,” which is just your cells forgetting how to cell properly. This is potentially fixable but you spent the repair money on submarines that hide underwater, as if that’s somehow useful when you live on land.

Grandchildren visit graves and ask them:

“Why did having enough nuclear bombs to end civilization twenty times seemed more important than ending civilization zero times?”

The graves don’t answer because graves are notoriously bad at explaining poor resource allocation.

They’ll learn in history class that your generation could split atoms, edit genes, and land on the moon, but somehow couldn’t figure out that spending 604:1 (95% CI: 453:1-894:1) times more on weapons than on clinical trials to test cures was mathematically stupid. You had safe compounds. You had sick people. You just refused to fund the trials that would match them together.

Future alien archaeologists will find your civilization and create a museum exhibit called “The Species That Paid to Kill Itself” right between the dinosaurs (who at least had the excuse of a meteor) and the dodo (who at least had the excuse of being delicious).

The Problem

The Daily Deletion Event

150k deaths/day humans permanently stop every 24 hours from diseases that are basically just bugs in your meat software. That’s one Holocaust every 40 days, except with less Nazis and more insurance paperwork (though some would argue the paperwork is worse - at least the Nazis were straightforward about the killing part).

Annual deaths from disease (54,750,000) versus deaths from 9/11 Terrorist Attacks (2,996)

Annual deaths from disease (54,750,000) versus deaths from 9/11 Terrorist Attacks (2,996)

Your body is quietly falling apart. Your cancer cells are multiplying RIGHT NOW. Your brain is deleting memories. Your joints are slowly turning into gravel. Your heart is getting tired of beating. Your telomeres are shortening. You are literally dissolving.

You’re a meat robot with worn-out parts. Every one of these failures is a solvable engineering problem.

You’d think humans would prioritize solving these problems. You’d be adorable for thinking that.

Humans haven’t cured a single disease in 50 years138. But humans have 13,000 nuclear warheads, enough to end civilization 13 times, just in case the first apocalypse doesn’t take.

The Unexplored Therapeutic Frontier

Right now, only 15 diseases/year (95% CI: 8 diseases/year-30 diseases/year) diseases per year get their first effective treatment. That’s it. Fifteen. Out of 6.65k diseases (95% CI: 5.70k diseases-8.24k diseases) that have nothing.

A comparison between the current drug discovery timeline and the accelerated timeline enabled by pragmatic trials, illustrating the ‘timeline shift’ from 443 years down to 36 years.

A comparison between the current drug discovery timeline and the accelerated timeline enabled by pragmatic trials, illustrating the ‘timeline shift’ from 443 years down to 36 years.

Think of the therapeutic search space as all the drug-disease combinations that could work but haven’t been tested. At the current discovery rate (15 diseases/year (95% CI: 8 diseases/year-30 diseases/year) first treatments/year), exploring this space would take ~443 years (95% CI: 324 years-712 years). Everyone currently alive will be dead by then.

Pragmatic trials at scale increase discovery rate 12.3x (95% CI: 4.19x-61.3x). Instead of 15 diseases/year (95% CI: 8 diseases/year-30 diseases/year) diseases getting their first treatment per year, it’s 185 diseases/year (95% CI: 107 diseases/year-490 diseases/year). The ~443 years (95% CI: 324 years-712 years) exploration time becomes ~36 years (95% CI: 11.6 years-77.2 years).

This is “trial capacity.” More trials = more of the therapeutic space explored = treatments discovered sooner. The time saved is the “timeline shift.” Every year of timeline shift means 150k deaths/day 365 fewer humans permanently discontinued.

The Cost of War

Humans spend $2.72T every year on stuff designed specifically to make humans stop being alive.

A comparison chart visualizing the massive disparity between global military spending (2.72 trillion) and clinical trial investment (67.5 billion), highlighting the 604:1 spending ratio.

A comparison chart visualizing the massive disparity between global military spending (2.72 trillion) and clinical trial investment (67.5 billion), highlighting the 604:1 spending ratio.

This shopping list includes:

  • Nuclear bombs.
  • Bullets.
  • AI murder-bots.
  • Invisible jets that cost more than hospitals.
  • Satellites that can see your bald spot from space.
  • Probably some kind of earthquake machine.

Meanwhile, humans spend $67.5B (95% CI: $54B-$81B) on clinical trials.

The real bottleneck? Clinical trials. Testing which medicines actually work. You’ve explored less than 1% of possible treatments using existing safe compounds because trials are too expensive. Government spending on clinical trials? 604:1 (95% CI: 453:1-894:1) times less than military spending. That’s not funding basic research. That’s refusing to test whether aspirin cures your cancer.

The Pentagon alone has lost $2.5 trillion. Not spent. Lost. Like change in a couch, except the couch is the size of Nebraska and the change could cure cancer hundreds of times over.

Hilarious Security Priorities

Humans have:

  • Space Force (to fight the zero aliens attacking you - we’re not, by the way, we’re just watching and taking notes)
  • No Death Force (to fight the diseases definitely killing you right this second)

Your chance of dying from terrorism: 1 in 30 million111. Your chance of dying from disease: 100% (unless you’re reading this as a ghost, in which case, congratulations).

A visual comparison showing the 1,750:1 ratio of death-related spending versus prevention, contrasted with the statistical likelihood of dying from terrorism versus disease.

A visual comparison showing the 1,750:1 ratio of death-related spending versus prevention, contrasted with the statistical likelihood of dying from terrorism versus disease.

But wait. It gets dumber.

Humans spend 1,750 times more money causing or mopping up death than preventing it.


The good news: You already know how to fix this.

The bad news: It requires you to do something.

The weird news: You’ll get rich doing it.

The Solution

3 Ingredients of a World Without War and Disease

  1. A 1% treaty = Redirects 1% of military budgets globally to the curing dieases through hyper-efficient decentralized clinical trials.

  2. The 1% Treaty Fund = Holds the money and uses a new system of collective budgeting called Wishocracy where everyone votes on budget allocation rules (e.g., “70% to patient subsidies”), then patients determine specific funding by choosing which trials to join.

  3. A decentralized framework for drug assessment = Ranks treatments by real-world effectiveness and enables patients to effortlessly participate in global decentralized clinical trials.

A 1% treaty

A comparison showing the scale of the 2.72 trillion global military budget relative to the proposed 27.2 billion (1 percent) redirection for medical research.

A comparison showing the scale of the 2.72 trillion global military budget relative to the proposed 27.2 billion (1 percent) redirection for medical research.

There would still be $2.72T left for war and bombs and stuff. $2.69T is enough to murder every man, woman, and child on Earth 20 times which should be more than sufficient.

Why Decentralization Works

Nobody tells the 14,000 people involved in making a pencil what to do. They just do it. No meetings. No committees. No PowerPoints. Just prices coordinating everything. Pragmatic clinical trials work the same way when you stop letting corporation-controlled government agencies run them.

A conceptual comparison between centralized control, characterized by top-down hierarchies and committees, and decentralized coordination, where independent actors are linked through price signals.

A conceptual comparison between centralized control, characterized by top-down hierarchies and committees, and decentralized coordination, where independent actors are linked through price signals.

The 1% Treaty Fund

Instead of a committee of 200 bureaucrats giving their friends grants to write papers about diseases, the 1% Treaty Fund directly subsidizes patients, letting them choose which trials to fund.

A comparison between traditional bureaucratic grant funding and the 1 percent Treaty Fund’s patient-directed trial funding model.

A comparison between traditional bureaucratic grant funding and the 1 percent Treaty Fund’s patient-directed trial funding model.

A Decentralized Framework for Drug Assessment (dFDA)

Consumer Reports for Drugs

Your decentralized framework for drug assessment (dFDA) achieves 44.1x (95% CI: 39.4x-89.1x) cost reduction through decentralized pragmatic trials. Patients can search treatments ranked by real-world effectiveness and join trials with one click.

Safer Than the FDA

Current FDA system:

  • Adverse events require filling out a PDF form (seriously)
  • Most side effects never get reported
  • No public database of outcome frequencies
  • You find out a drug causes heart attacks 10 years later when lawyers get involved

A decentralized assessment system:

  • Adverse events collected automatically from every participant
  • Real-time reporting to everyone (not buried in FDA databases)
  • Outcome labels show exact frequency and severity of every effect
  • You know the risks BEFORE you take the drug, not after the class action lawsuit

The FDA doesn’t even publish adverse event rates. They make you guess. The framework tells you “12% of patients got headaches, 3% were severe, 0.1% discontinued treatment.” That’s not less safe than the current system. That’s actually safer. You have real safety data instead of guessing.

Treatment Rankings

Consumer Reports for Drugs

Current system: Your doctor picks treatments based on:

  • That drug rep who brought good donuts in 2003
  • Something they half-remember from medical school
  • Whatever the insurance company allows
  • Vibes

A decentralized framework for drug assessment: Type your condition, see every treatment ranked by real-world effectiveness:

Treatment Rankings Example

Treatment Rankings Example

Rankings are based on frequency and magnitude of health outcome changes across all patients - or filtered to patients with similar omic profiles to yours. A treatment that works great for 25-year-old women with your genetic variants might not work for 60-year-old men with different variants. The framework shows you what works for people like you, not average effects across everyone.

Outcome Labels

Nutrition Facts for Drugs

Food has nutrition labels. Cigarettes have warning labels. Drugs have… incomprehensible 40-page inserts written by lawyers having seizures.

Your decentralized framework for drug assessment fixes that with Outcome Labels - simple, data-driven summaries showing exactly what happens when real people try a treatment:

Outcome Labels Example

Outcome Labels Example

Based on thousands of real patients, you see:

  • Cognitive Improvements: Memory +35%, Executive Function +22%
  • Side Effects: Headache +9% (mild), Fatigue +7% (moderate)
  • Discontinuation rate: 2.3% stopped due to side effects
  • The Truth: Not marketing claims, actual measured effects from real humans

No more pharmaceutical fan fiction. No more lawyers writing medical advice during fever dreams. Just cold, hard data about whether this chemical makes your meat work better or worse.

Why This Could Actually Work

Unlike Everything Else Humanity Has Tried

The Evidence

A comparison showing the 82-fold cost reduction achieved by the RECOVERY trial model compared to standard FDA Phase 3 costs, alongside a scale visualization of the 30 percent post-WW2 military spending cut versus the proposed 1 percent reallocation.

A comparison showing the 82-fold cost reduction achieved by the RECOVERY trial model compared to standard FDA Phase 3 costs, alongside a scale visualization of the 30 percent post-WW2 military spending cut versus the proposed 1 percent reallocation.
  • “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.” - President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1961

  • Switzerland Figured This Out 200 Years Ago: They spend 0.7% on defense, have $93K GDP per capita, 84-year life expectancy, and nobody’s invaded them since Napoleon (who invaded everyone, so it doesn’t count). Turns out being rich and boring is an excellent defense strategy.

  • The Beautiful Math of Mutual Disarmament: Every nation reduces by 1% simultaneously. It’s like everyone agreeing to point 1% fewer guns at each other. The balance stays the same but with 1% less potential for everyone exploding. This is what game theorists call “obvious” and politicians call “impossible.”

  • Everything Already Exists, You Just Have to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V:

  • The Bribery Mathematics: Defense lobbyists get $1,813 back per $1 spent corrupting democracy. You’re just using their own spreadsheet against them.

The 5-Step Plan

Saving Humanity While Making Everyone Obscenely Wealthy

Step 1: Collect Papers

Rob the Rich to Pay the Rich

Remember when your grandparents funded WW2 by buying bonds? They got 4% returns and a world without Nazis (mostly).

You’re proposing the same thing except:

What Grandma Got

  • Dead Nazis (admittedly good)
  • 4% returns (barely beat inflation)
  • A medal probably (made of cheap metal)
  • Still died of cancer in 1987

What You’re Offering

  • Dead diseases (objectively better than dead Nazis because diseases kill more people)
  • 272% returns (beats Grandma’s bonds by 67x)
  • Not dying from preventable meat failures (this is the big one)
  • Also no Nazis (as a bonus)

This raises the $1B needed to fuel the rest of the bribery machine, which in your economy is somehow both “a lot” and “what Jeff Bezos finds in his couch.”

If the treaty fails, investors lose their money. But they’ll be too dead from preventable diseases to complain about it. It’s a self-solving problem.

Potential Returns That Make Ponzi Schemes Look Conservative

  • Medallion Fund: 39% (they thought they were special)
  • Warren Buffett: 20% (adorable)
  • Real Estate: 15% (for people who like being landlords)
  • S&P 500: 10% (for people who hate money)
  • Cocaine Trafficking: 90% (but risky)
  • VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds: 272% (and legal)

VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds: 270% Perpetual Returns

VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds: 270% Perpetual Returns

Here’s the deal you offer investors:

  • They give you: $1,000 in papers with dead presidents
  • You give them: $2,718 yearly in papers with the same dead presidents but more of them

How does money multiply like rabbits? The treaty unlocks $27.2B annually from the murder budget. Investors get 10% because they had the revolutionary idea of “what if we didn’t all die?”

The same fund that pays investors also pays for politician incentives. Both get 10% of treaty revenue. When Senator Smith votes YES, their Public Good Score rises, independent Super PACs provide campaign support, and post-office opportunities unlock (fellowships, advisory boards, speaking circuits). No money goes to politicians directly. What flows is reputation, electoral advantage, and career advancement. Investors aren’t gambling on politicians becoming altruistic. They’re gambling on politicians being self-interested.

A comparison of annual investment returns, illustrating the massive disparity between traditional high-performance funds and the 272 percent ROI of VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds.

A comparison of annual investment returns, illustrating the massive disparity between traditional high-performance funds and the 272 percent ROI of VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds.

\[ \text{Annual Return} = \$27.2\text{B} \times 10\% = \$2.7\text{B} \]

\[ \text{ROI} = \frac{\text{Money River}}{\text{Money Seed}} = \frac{\$2.7\text{B}}{\$1\text{B}} = 271.8\% \]

It’s the Louisiana Purchase of clinical trials, except instead of buying land from France, you’re buying immortality from death.

Step 2: The Great Clicking

Make Humans Click a Button to Not Die

You need 3.5% of humanity to vote yes on this question: “Pragmatic trials integrated into standard healthcare cost 44.1x (95% CI: 39.4x-89.1x) less than traditional methods. If all nations redirect just 1% of military spending to fund these trials, everyone gets 1% more security (1% fewer nuclear bombs pointed at you) and access to treatments years sooner. Should your country participate?”

A comparison showing the 44.1x cost efficiency of pragmatic trials versus traditional methods, alongside a visualization of redirecting 1 percent of military spending to healthcare research.

A comparison showing the 44.1x cost efficiency of pragmatic trials versus traditional methods, alongside a visualization of redirecting 1 percent of military spending to healthcare research.

Even humans, who once thought the Earth was flat and diseases were caused by bad smells, can handle this level of complexity.

The Magic 3.5% Number

Scientists discovered that when 3.5% of any population wants something, they often get it. It’s like a cheat code for democracy that actually works.

A visual representation of the 3.5 percent tipping point for social change alongside the four-step viral mechanism for mass recruitment and financial incentives.

A visual representation of the 3.5 percent tipping point for social change alongside the four-step viral mechanism for mass recruitment and financial incentives.

This is how you got:

  • Women’s suffrage (3.5% of women got angry enough)
  • Civil rights (3.5% of people noticed apartheid was stupid)
  • Gay marriage (3.5% realized love is love)
  • Legal weed (3.5% admitted they were high anyway)

How to make it go viral (like COVID but helpful):

  • Give people imaginary internet points that transform into real money (humans love points)
  • Cost per click: $0.50 (less than a candy bar, more than nothing)
  • Payment only upon success (like a reverse lottery where everyone wins)
  • The pyramid scheme aspect: Everyone recruits everyone else because money

Step 3: Bribe the Bribers

Professional Briber Conversion Therapy

Defense lobbyists are humans whose job is “convince politicians that death is profitable.” They currently get $1,813 back per dollar invested in democracy corruption139.

A logic flow diagram illustrating the conversion process of defense lobbyists by comparing their current ROI from military lobbying against the proposed alternative strategy.

A logic flow diagram illustrating the conversion process of defense lobbyists by comparing their current ROI from military lobbying against the proposed alternative strategy.

Show them a spreadsheet:

Current Job

  • Salary: $500K
  • Moral status: Somewhere between “arms dealer” and “puppy kicker”
  • Legacy: “Here lies someone who made orphans”

Your Offer

  • VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds: 272% returns (yes, that’s real)
  • Moral status: “Medical hero” (fake, but sounds nice)
  • Legacy: “Accidentally saved humanity while getting rich”

A financial comparison of a 20 million investment versus a 54 million annual return at a 272 percent rate, including qualitative benefits like moral status and legacy.

A financial comparison of a 20 million investment versus a 54 million annual return at a 272 percent rate, including qualitative benefits like moral status and legacy.

They might switch sides faster than Italy in a world war.

Step 4: Purchase Democracy

It’s For Sale Anyway

Politicians are simple organisms with one evolutionary drive: reelection. You exploit this with Super PAC spending (part of the $650M lobbying budget).

A conceptual diagram showing how financial contributions and voter support from different interest groups influence a politician’s policy stance.

A conceptual diagram showing how financial contributions and voter support from different interest groups influence a politician’s policy stance.

The conversation goes:

  • Representative: “280M of people million voters want to not die”
  • Politician: “But military contractors give me papers”
  • You: “Here’s more papers plus those 280M of people million votes”
  • Politician: “I’ve always been very passionate about helping sick people!” (they discovered this passion approximately 3 seconds ago)

It’s not corruption if you corrupt the corruption. It’s like a double negative in grammar but for democracy.

But Super PACs alone aren’t enough. You need a system that makes supporting the treaty the best career move a politician can make - not just today, but forever.

Incentive Alignment Bonds

The Part Where You Hack the Politicians’ Brains

Here’s a fun fact about human politicians: they don’t optimize for “humans continuing to exist.” They optimize for:

  1. Getting reelected (requires papers)
  2. Looking important (requires people noticing them)
  3. Getting rich after leaving office (requires favors from rich people)

Notice “keeping constituents alive” isn’t on the list. This isn’t because politicians are evil. It’s because evolution optimized humans for status, not species survival. You can’t fix this with awareness campaigns. That’s like trying to convince a dog to stop chasing squirrels by explaining ecology.

Incentive Alignment Bonds (IABs) are financial instruments that make “save lives” and “advance career” point in the same direction. It’s bribery, but you call it something else, so it’s legal. Humans are very particular about what you call things.

How It Works (The Scoring System)

You give politicians a score based on how they vote. Not on health outcomes (too complicated), just on whether they voted YES or NO on treaty funding. When a politician votes YES:

  • Their Public Good Score goes up (it’s like a credit score but for not killing people)
  • Electoral support materializes (independent campaigns suddenly remember they exist)
  • Post-office opportunities unlock (fancy jobs after they stop being politicians)

No papers go directly to politicians. That would be “bribery.” Instead, papers go to people who give them reputation, electoral advantage, and career advancement. This is called “not bribery” because the papers took a detour.

A process diagram illustrating how a YES vote translates into a Public Good Score and flows through indirect channels to produce electoral support and career opportunities.

A process diagram illustrating how a YES vote translates into a Public Good Score and flows through indirect channels to produce electoral support and career opportunities.
The Senator Smith Thought Experiment

Senator Smith (R-Texas) is deciding how to vote on the 1% Treaty. Let’s examine his thought process. (I’m using “thought” loosely here.)

Without IABs:

Vote Yes Vote No
Attack ads: “Smith voted to WEAKEN AMERICA” Safe from weapons lobby attacks
Defense contractors fund opponent Defense contractors fund Smith
Benefits arrive in 10 years (Smith might be dead) Costs arrive never (perfect!)

Result: Vote no. This is called “rational self-interest” and it’s why humanity can’t have nice things.

With IABs:

If Smith votes YES If Smith votes NO
Public Good Score: 45 → 72 Score: 45 → 30 (yikes)
P(reelection): 55% → 62% P(reelection): 55% → 48%
$2M independent campaign support $2M goes to opponent (double yikes)
Post-office tier: 3 → 1 Stuck at tier 3 forever
Expected post-office income: $200K → $500K/yr Attack ads: “Smith voted AGAINST curing your grandmother”

Result: Vote yes. Smith didn’t become a better person. The math just changed. This is much more reliable than hoping politicians develop souls.

VICTORY Bonds: Making Greed Point at Cures

VICTORY Incentive Alignment Bonds are the specific IAB for the 1% Treaty. They align everyone’s greed with the same outcome:

Stakeholder What They Want What They Get Why They’ll Play Along
Investors More papers 272% annual returns Greed
Politicians Power and status Career advancement Vanity
Patients To not die Cures Survival instinct

Investors fund the campaign ($1B). Politicians get career benefits for supporting it. Patients get cures. Everyone’s self-interest accidentally saves humanity. It’s like a Rube Goldberg machine where greed goes in and medicine comes out.

Why This Isn’t Bribery (Technically)

Humans have very specific rules about what counts as bribery. Here’s why IABs don’t qualify:

  1. No one is paid to break a duty - You’re paying them to DO their duty (fund public health). This is apparently fine.
  2. Rules are announced in advance - If you tell everyone you’re going to reward certain behavior before they do it, it’s “incentive design.” If you do it after, it’s “corruption.” Timing is everything.
  3. No papers go directly to politicians - The papers go to scores, which go to electoral support, which goes to winning, which goes to power. It’s like money laundering but with extra steps and somehow legal.
  4. Everything is based on public votes - No secret deals. Just publicly announced rewards for publicly recorded behavior. Bribery requires secrecy. This is the opposite: bribery so transparent it becomes policy.

A comparison diagram illustrating the flow of IABs from public scores to political power versus the secretive and duty-breaking nature of traditional bribery.

A comparison diagram illustrating the flow of IABs from public scores to political power versus the secretive and duty-breaking nature of traditional bribery.

Bribery corrupts alignment. IABs create alignment. Same mechanism, different direction. Humans are fine with this because you called it something different.

Why This Works for Any Problem

The beautiful thing about IABs: they’re not specific to health. The same architecture works for any problem where:

  • Politicians need to do something good
  • But doing the good thing currently hurts their careers
  • And you have enough papers to change the math

Climate change? Same system. Nuclear disarmament? Same system. Pandemic preparedness? Same system.

A conceptual comparison between the traditional ‘Hope’ model of politics versus the ‘Incentive-Alignment’ model, showing how IABs flip the career math for politicians across different global challenges.

A conceptual comparison between the traditional ‘Hope’ model of politics versus the ‘Incentive-Alignment’ model, showing how IABs flip the career math for politicians across different global challenges.

The 1% Treaty is just the proof of concept. Once humanity sees that “hack politicians’ incentives” works better than “hope politicians become good people,” you can apply it to everything. It’s like teaching a toddler that treats work better than tantrums, except the toddler controls nuclear weapons.

Step 5: Enjoy

Everyone Gets Rich and Nobody Dies

The treaty passes because money often defeats morality, as is tradition.

An infographic illustrating the distribution of 27.2 billion in annual value and specific benefits across four key stakeholder groups: investors, lobbyists, politicians, and the general public.

An infographic illustrating the distribution of 27.2 billion in annual value and specific benefits across four key stakeholder groups: investors, lobbyists, politicians, and the general public.

The $27.2B/year money volcano erupts, showering everyone with papers that represent value:

  • Investors: Swimming in 272% returns like Scrooge McDuck but legal
  • Lobbyists: Buying yachts with their yacht money
  • Politicians: Getting reelected by living voters (a revolutionary strategy)
  • Regular humans: Not dying from stupid things (priceless, but also free)

The entire system runs on greed, like capitalism, except instead of destroying the planet it accidentally saves everyone.

The Math

Where Numbers Prove Humans Are Hilariously Bad at Priorities

When you stop paying people to create paperwork about death and start paying them to prevent death, the universe rewards you with impossible returns:

\[ \begin{gathered} ROI_{RD} = \frac{NPV_{RD}}{Cost_{dFDA,total}} = \frac{\$389B}{\$611M} = 637 \\[0.5em] \text{where } NPV_{RD} = \sum_{t=1}^{10} \frac{Savings_{RD,ann} \times \frac{\min(t,5)}{5}}{(1+r)^t} \\[0.5em] \text{where } Savings_{RD,ann} \\ = Benefit_{RD,ann} - OPEX_{dFDA} \\ = \$58.6B - \$40M \\ = \$58.6B \\[0.5em] \text{where } Benefit_{RD,ann} \\ = Spending_{trials} \times Reduce_{pct} \\ = \$60B \times 97.7\% \\ = \$58.6B \\[0.5em] \text{where } Reduce_{pct} \\ = 1 - \frac{Cost_{pragmatic,pt}}{Cost_{P3,pt}} \\ = 1 - \frac{\$929}{\$41K} \\ = 97.7\% \\[0.5em] \text{where } OPEX_{dFDA} \\ = Cost_{platform} + Cost_{staff} + Cost_{infra} \\ + Cost_{regulatory} + Cost_{community} \\ = \$15M + \$10M + \$8M + \$5M + \$2M \\ = \$40M \\[0.5em] \text{where } Cost_{dFDA,total} \\ = PV_{OPEX} + Cost_{upfront,total} \\ = \$342M + \$270M \\ = \$611M \\[0.5em] \text{where } PV_{OPEX} \\ = \frac{T_{horizon}}{OPEX_{total} \times r_{discount}} \\ = \frac{10}{\$40M \times 3\%} \\ = \$342M \\[0.5em] \text{where } OPEX_{total} \\ = OPEX_{ann} + OPEX_{DIH,ann} \\ = \$18.9M + \$21.1M \\ = \$40M \\[0.5em] \text{where } Cost_{upfront,total} \\ = Cost_{upfront} + Cost_{DIH,init} \\ = \$40M + \$230M \\ = \$270M \end{gathered} \]

That’s 637:1 (95% CI: 569:1-790:1) return. From cost savings alone. The conservative number. The full benefit? 84.8M:1 (95% CI: 46.6M:1-144M:1). Your calculator will display an error. This is correct.

It’s like a money printer, except instead of causing inflation it causes people to continue existing.

A bar chart comparing the return on investment for prevention against other high-yield investment benchmarks.

A bar chart comparing the return on investment for prevention against other high-yield investment benchmarks.

This beats:

  • Selling kidneys (illegal, messy, you only have two)
  • Running a casino (requires mob connections)
  • A politician doing insider trading (requires lack of soul)
  • Bitcoin in 2010 (requires time machine)

The Money Fountain

Explained for Five-Year-Olds

You stop paying smart humans to write grant applications. You start paying them to actually solve problems. Problems get solved. Money appears. Everyone acts surprised.

A comparison of return-on-investment (ROI) ratios between historical health milestones like smallpox eradication and childhood vaccines against the proposed R and D reform, alongside a visualization of the 44.1x reduction in clinical trial costs.

A comparison of return-on-investment (ROI) ratios between historical health milestones like smallpox eradication and childhood vaccines against the proposed R and D reform, alongside a visualization of the 44.1x reduction in clinical trial costs.
Warning

The Math of Overcaution: For every 1 person the FDA protects from a bad drug, it kills 3.07k:1 (95% CI: 2.88k:1-3.12k:1) people by making them wait for good drugs. It’s like a lifeguard who checks if the life preserver is safe while 3.07k:1 (95% CI: 2.88k:1-3.12k:1) people drown.

This beats smallpox eradication (280:1) and childhood vaccinations (13:1), which were humanity’s previous greatest hits in the “not dying” genre.

The Bed Net Benchmark

How Economists Measure “Not Dying”

Bed nets cost $89 (95% CI: $78-$100)/DALY. That’s the gold standard. GiveWell’s best intervention. The thing against which all other “keeping humans alive” projects are measured.

This proposal? $0.0018 (95% CI: $0.0007-$0.0041)/DALY.

That’s 50.3kx (95% CI: 23.7kx-111.7kx) more cost-effective than bed nets. The kind of number that makes Excel cry and economists question their life choices.

It’s like discovering your umbrella also cures malaria, cancer, and aging, costs less than a penny, and pays you to use it.

The Timeline Shift:

6.65k diseases (95% CI: 5.70k diseases-8.24k diseases) diseases have zero treatments. At current pace (15 diseases/year (95% CI: 8 diseases/year-30 diseases/year) first treatments/year), testing everything takes 443 years (95% CI: 324 years-712 years). Everyone currently alive will be dead by then.

Redirect 1% of military spending → trial capacity jumps 12.3x (95% CI: 4.19x-61.3x) → search space explored in 36 years (95% CI: 11.6 years-77.2 years) instead of centuries.

Average treatment reaches patients 212 years (95% CI: 135 years-355 years) sooner. That timeline shift saves 10.7B deaths (95% CI: 7.39B deaths-16.2B deaths).

(See full methodology)

What This Actually Means:

Even a congressman could understand this, though we shouldn’t assume.

Unlike charity, which requires infinite begging to finite donors, this system operates until the heat death of the universe or until humans evolve into beings of pure energy, whichever happens first (probably the heat death thing).

You’re weaponizing capitalism’s greatest strength (greed) against humanity’s greatest weakness (dying). It’s economic jiu-jitsu.

2nd Best Idea in the World

The best idea would be converting 100% of military spending to pragmatic clinical trials, achieving immortality by Thursday, and turning Earth into a paradise where disease is just a weird thing they had in museums.

A comparison of the cost per life saved between traditional charities (3,500) and the proposed profit-generating intervention system.

A comparison of the cost per life saved between traditional charities (3,500) and the proposed profit-generating intervention system.

Unfortunately, that requires humans to stop being humans. So you settle for the 2nd best idea: tricking humans into accidentally saving themselves while trying to get rich.

At 50.3kx (95% CI: 23.7kx-111.7kx) more cost-effective than bed nets, this is like finding out your lottery ticket also cures cancer and pays you to use it.

It beats childhood vaccines, smallpox eradication, and every other “not dying” intervention humanity has ever attempted. That’s like being 10 times better than pizza. Impossible, yet here we are.

The Comparison That Makes Charity Look Sad:

  • Traditional charities: Spend $3,500 to save one human life (heroic but expensive)
  • This system: MAKES profit per life saved

You don’t donate to this. You invest in it. Then you could get wealthy while accidentally saving humanity as a side effect.

It’s what Jesus might do if he’d taken an economics class.

Choose Your Own Adventure

You’re standing in front of two doors. Behind one is the future you’re currently speed-running toward. Behind the other is the future where humans accidentally discover that not dying is preferable to dying.

Door #1: The Current Plan

A comparative visualization showing the scale of 150,000 daily preventable deaths compared to other historical tragedies and the 2.72 trillion annual global economic loss.

A comparative visualization showing the scale of 150,000 daily preventable deaths compared to other historical tragedies and the 2.72 trillion annual global economic loss.

Keep Doing What You’re Doing

  • 150k deaths/day people continue dying every single day from diseases humans could fix (that’s fifty 9/11s per day, but nobody’s counting because math is hard)
  • $2.72T annually gets flushed down the death toilet (it doesn’t even flush, it just sits there)
  • You die from something stupid that humans could have cured, but didn’t, because the money was busy becoming missiles (which also kill you, just faster)
  • Military budgets grow until you’re spending more on bombs than food, which solves the food problem by eliminating the eaters
  • Healthcare costs bankrupt everyone who doesn’t die quickly enough (dying is now the economical choice)
  • Your grandchildren visit your grave to ask what you were thinking, and you have to explain from beyond death that at the time, ending civilization twenty times seemed more important than ending it zero times (graves are terrible at explaining economics)

Door #2: Try Not Dying

Novel Concept for Humanity

  • 10.7B deaths (95% CI: 7.39B deaths-16.2B deaths) humans who continue existing because first effective treatments arrive 212 years (95% CI: 135 years-355 years) years sooner (that’s more people than currently exist, which sounds fake but is just math)
  • 50.3kx (95% CI: 23.7kx-111.7kx) more cost-effective than bed nets (the gold standard for “keeping humans alive”)
  • Some major diseases could plausibly become dramatically more treatable sooner than expected if we multiply trial capacity and slash time-to-answer
  • Early investors make 272% returns (which beats everything except insider trading), and politicians discover that voting for cures is better for their careers than voting for bombs
  • Healthcare becomes free through trial participation
  • You personally could get $3M (95% CI: $259K-$12.1M) in lifetime wealth and extra years of life (yes, you specifically)
  • Death becomes optional (terms and conditions apply)

The life extension achieved determines your total benefit. With a median 20-year life extension, you get substantial lifetime wealth. With optimistic aging reversal scenarios (50+ years), benefits multiply several times.

Price of Procrastination

Every second you spend thinking about whether to do this, the universe helpfully reminds you why you should:

  • 410 humans got permanently deleted (one every 3.5 minutes, which is faster than you read)
  • $327M evaporated into bureaucratic nonsense (that’s enough to fund 327 lifetimes of productive research, but instead it became PowerPoint slides)
  • Your telomeres got shorter (that’s the thing that decides when you stop existing)
  • Someone somewhere played nuclear weapon roulette with your life (the chamber has 13,000 bullets in it, which seems like poor odds)
  • A politician said something stupider than yesterday (probably about vaccines causing 5G)

Join or Die snake illustration

Join or Die snake illustration

The Soviet Union went from nothing to conquering half the world to completely collapsing in a SINGLE HUMAN LIFETIME.

And Communism was objectively a TERRIBLE IDEA that required murdering millions of people.

This is arguably the second-best idea in human history and requires radically less murder.

You’re literally just trying to get people to click “yes I would prefer not to die of horrible diseases” on a website.

If humans can coordinate to invent “lines” and not eating each other, this should be manageable.

The Final Math

Human Stupidity by the Numbers

Humanity’s Annual Death Budget: $118.8 trillion (that’s $118,800,000,000,000 if one enjoys seeing zeros)

This is spent on:

  • Making humans stop (war)
  • Watching humans stop (healthcare)
  • Documenting how humans stopped (bureaucracy)
  • Arguing about who made them stop (lawyers)

Your revolutionary proposal: Steal 1% of the murder money for the not-murder money.

A visualization of the 118.8 trillion global budget, highlighting the massive 99 percent retained for destructive capacity compared to the proposed 1 percent reallocation.

A visualization of the 118.8 trillion global budget, highlighting the massive 99 percent retained for destructive capacity compared to the proposed 1 percent reallocation.

Countries still keep 99% of their apocalypse capacity. They can still end all life 19 times instead of 20. If you can’t successfully end the world with 19 attempts, the 20th probably wasn’t going to help.

Your Binary Choice Matrix

Option A: Continue toward expensive, preventable, documented death Option B: Redirect 1% and accidentally achieve immortality while getting rich

The universe is literally offering you infinite money and eternal life, and you’re thinking about it.

This is why aliens don’t visit.

Charlie Chaplin - The Great Dictator Speech